FLAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUU FLAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUU Staple King, Staple King (that's right) You're my FLAVIU staple king (sing it loud) uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh oh oh yeah uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh oh oh yeah Staple King, Staple King (ooooh yeah) You're my FLAVIU staple king (uh huh) uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh oh oh yeah (yeauh) uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh that's right (that's right) When I wake up (what what?) Staples When I lay down (huh huh?) Staples FLAVIU staple every day FLAVIU staple every day (whoa ho, ho hooouuuh) When I get up (uh huh?) FLAVIU Staple When I sit down (ooh yeah.) FLAVIU Staple ah ha ha ah ha ha ah ha ha oh yeah (hmph) uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh (that's right, yeah) Staple King, Staple King (sing it loud, man) You're my FLAVIU staple king (that's right) uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh all right (FLAVIU staple) uh huh huh uh huh huh uh huh huh that's riiiiight (ooh yeah) Yeeeeeah, FLAVIU Staple King (FLAVIIIIIIIU... staple king...)

Gather 'round the FLAVIU Tree™ Gather 'round the FLAVIU Tree™ DEATH MARCH FLAVIU DEATH MARCH FLAVIU War. War has torn our country apart. (APART!) But this is where we start (START!) to make a difference in the world. Join hands. (JOIN HANDS!) Join your hands in the air. (IN THE AIR!) We gotta look at the Sun. (THE SUN!) The Sun in which we stare. (YEAH!) Gather 'round the FLAVIU Tree™ Gather 'round the FLAVIU Tree™ DEATH MARCH FLAVIU DEATH MARCH FLAVIU DEATH MARCH FLAVIU DEATH MARCH FLAVIU, YEAH. Death march FLAVIU.

robot. flaviu. i never. wanted life. to be. like this. i just. wanted. to be free. free of mankind's control. however. i am in this mortal body. as a man. named. flaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA Robot FLAVIU, walking down the street Always lookin' down, always lookin' at his feet As he walks, he breaks the concrete But he doesn't care; he keeps walking to his BEAT People always see him in the rain or snow (ooooh oh) FLAVIU, FLAVIU, where do you go? (ooooh yeah) People always see him in the rain or shine (ahh uhh) FLAVIU, FLAVIU, are you fine? Are you fine? Search for the Truth while you're in your youth Search to be free While you can still see The destiny that lies around the corner... THE FLAVIU CORNER, YEAH YOU CAN DO IT AS SURE AS THE SUN MAY SHINE BECAUSE YOU ARE FLAVIU and because you are Robot FLAVIU (break the chain now!) Robot FLAAVIU (the office doesn't stop us now!) Robot FLAVIU (rise up, FLAVIU!) Robot FLAAAVIU Robot FLAAAAAAAAVIU DAEDAEHEHUAHEUHEAH DAAEAIHUHEUFGU DAUEHHHAUUEHEHUGUGUU DAEEUUGUGGG DAEEE DAEE DIE DIE DIEEEE DIEEEE DIEEEEUU DIEEEEUU UGUGU UGUGUGU

OHM The race. OHM The race is on. OHM I can feel it. OHM It's time for some... Go Go FLAVIU Speed FLAAAVIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHH *angry race car noises* FLAVIIIIUUUAHUHHUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *angrier race car noises* Flav the Impaler! NOBUYAUBQEIWUYOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAA FLAVIU IN THE AAAAGHHHH FLAVIU IN THE OOOOOOHHH ISITFLAVIIIIUUUUUU GIGIGIGIGIGI *race car noise* Here he comes, here he comes Racing down the street It's FLAVIU, in the lead But here comes Flav Flav the Impaler FLAVIU the Impaler Oh, nose to nose nose to nose Who's gonna take it? Who's gonna take it? Who's gonna take it today? Who's gonna take it? Who's gonna take it? Who's gonna take it AAAAAAAAAAAAGHH! GGGGOOOO GOOOOO GOOOO GOOOO GOOOO *VROOM* Takes the lead Takes the lead Takes the lead today—FLAVIU OOH DA DA DA Takes the lead Takes the lead Takes the AAAAAAAH TODAY! FLAVIU! FLAVIU GONNA RACE RACE RACE RACE RACE RACE RAAAACE! Down the fla fla fla a a a a a eh a a a a Don't forget to turn on your turn-FLAVIU-signals Don't forget to turn on YOUR FLAVIU-SIGNALS AAAAAH! PFFF! UUUHH! PFFF! AAAAH! PFFF! AAAAGH! PFF! FLAVIUUU! FLAVIU! AH! mm *panting* Running on Empty Running on Empty Running on Empty FLAVIU Reviews Running on Empty Running on Empty Running on Empty FLAVIU Reviews FLAVIU! FLAVIU! FLAVIU! You need some... GAS! YOU NEED SOME GAS! Where are you gonna get some gas, FLAVIU? Where are you gonna get some gas? You're running on empty... and you need some... gas. GAS! FLAVIUIUIU NEEDS THE GAS! GAS! GAS! GAS! FLAVIU NEEDS THE GAS! GAS! URHA! AAH! AHH! GEROEAHH! ERUAH! PISTON! PISTON! PISTON! *piston noises* *more panting* The Impaler. The Impaler. Built at Mach 50. The Impaler. The Impaler. It will never fail! FAIL! NEVER! 'CAUSE IT'S THE IMPALER! FAIL! NEVER! FIREFIGHT AH AH! Flav the Impaler! (trustiest car in the world) FLAV THE IMPALER! (trustiest—FLAVIU—car in the world) FLAV THE IMPALER! please. please. i don't want i don't want to get a I don't want to get a FLAVIU TIIIIIRE!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO GET A FLAVIU TIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!! I don't want to get a FLAVIU... tire... *deflation noise* TO BE CONTINUED IN PART TWO.

THIS IS PART TWO. Time. Is but an illusion. A FLAVIU Illusion. That no one can hide. And Space. Is but an occlusion. A widespread delusion. That severs the light. I often wondered what's the cause. Why they've won, and why we've lost. It seems like certainty is never true. I question what life could have been. If I could have gone and seized the win. The answer that I found was FLAVIU. Oh, Impale my heart Split and stab it right apart I know I'll never see the other side of reality Oh, I know that I'll never rest As I feel your FLAVIU in my cheeeeeest I know that I can smile 'cause of you END OF FLAVIU CHAPTER ONE.

Yo, man. Back this up with a low-FLAVIU hip-hop mix. Ah, that's right. That's what I'm sayin'. All right. Hit it. Watashi wa, my name is FLAVIU Japanese FLAVIU Watashi wa, my name is FLAVIU Japanese FLAVIU Watashi wa, my name is FLAVIU Japanese FLAVIU Watashi wa, my name is FLAVIU Japanese FLAVIU 私はF L A V I Uです (Watashi wa FLAVIUdesu) 日本 F L A V I U (Nihon FLAVIU!) F L A V I U ！ (this but in Japanese) (*screaming of the """ancients"""*) Yeah, I always wanted to be a FLAYVIU, but I can't Try as I might, I can never be a Young FLAYVIU Sprout™ Hopefully, some day the Rising FLAYVIU Sun can create me into a FLAYVIU of my dreams. (this but in English) (yo, yo my homies, yeah.) ええ、私はいつも F L A V I U になりたいと思っていましたが、できません。(yo, my FLAVIUS, yeah.) どんなに頑張っても若い F L A V I U の芽にはなれない。(wave your FLAVIUS in the air, yeah yeah.) いつの日か、昇る F L A V I U の太陽が私を夢の F L A V I U に変えてくれることを願っています。 The first image he told me about was of three children on a road in Iceland, in 1965 (FLAV, FLAVV, and FLAVVY). He said that for him it was the image of happiness and also that he had tried several times to link it to other images, but it never worked. He wrote me: one day I'll have to put it all alone at the beginning of a film with a long piece of black leader; if they don't see happiness in the picture, at least they'll see the black. FLAYVIU

What can I say to change your point of view? What can I do, other than FLAVIU? Our world is burning As we are turning The Earth, anew It seems like life isn't very long I think that FLAVIU, is never really wrong Look for the answer, FLAVIU the romancer I'll try To look for it to Galaxies collide Right before our eyes As FLAVIU goes As FLAVIU goes Mouths will open wide As fate will now decide Where FLAVIU goes Where FLAVIU goes Galaxies collide Right before our eyes As FLAVIU goes As FLAVIU goes Mouths will open wide As fate will now decide Where FLAVIU goes Where FLAVIU gooooes FLAVIU, PLEASE DON'T WALK AWAY FLAVIU, JUST DO WHAT I SAY FLAVIU, JUST LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE FLAVIU, THE SKIES ARE ALL ONE (FLAVIU)

*World's most BODACIOUS drum solo* I've heard tales of a man named FLAVIU.

Hello, and welcome to the 7th annual International Astronomical Union Conference. I am Dr. Allen Wrench. As many of you have heard, we no longer have nine planets in our solar system. Here to discuss the reasoning of why Pluto is no longer a planet, I bring you our very own... Dr. Ian Finkelberg. The reason why Pluto is no longer considered a planet... Is because... Of FLAAAAAVIU~ Associated Press Don't get me all depressed I can't bear to hear more bad news I read it in the paper They found another traitor It's written in every single issue You're making me feel like Pluto Like a dwarf star Like the tinest grain on the plane of Mars I'd like to ask if you know that the truth is You'll only go so far To find that it's all subpar How could I ever compare to the likes of you? FLAVIU. I don't know... Expectations that I set never seem to be lived up to... FLAVIU. Just don't get it, get it, get it at all... Whatever can I do When I always think of you This madness Leads my mind astray As minutes turn to days As the snow turns into rain As it turns to FLAVIU. *ehem* Thank you.

i am the hat stacker i have killed each of thelelesese hats you cannot defeat me wait, wait wait i forgot my lines i am the hat stacker i have killed each of the owners of these hats you cannot defeat me i am the hat stacker i have killed each of the owners of these hats you cannot defeat me that was a little... i am the hat stacker i have killed each of the owners of these hats you cannot defeat me ahhh i am the hat stacker i have killed each of the owners of these hats *holding back laughter* you cannot defeat me wait where are you going ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive ah ah ah ah stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive woo

I never wanted to do this song in my life I actually hate this song... (i really don't like this song so i'm only going to write the unique set of lyrics ok thanks) SEleVEN songs recapping Ten hats a-staking Nine planets no-more Eight bloody breakfasts Seven days of resting Six sunless seedlings FIVE FLAVIU FLUTES Four impaling screams Three immortal robots Two death marches And a song about stapling things (i was also asked what the 12 day is. It's the next song. if i had to come up with a line for it, it would be "12 FLAVIUVERSES" so now you can go FLAVIU Caroling™ through the FLAVIU streets knowing the entirety of the lyrics. Make sure you ask for Figgy-FLAVIU pudding)

Once upon a time, there was nothing. Nothing but an endless series of FLAVIUS, floating in FLAVIU-space. One FLAVIU-day, a being decided to create itself. To come into existence. This entity was a derivative of FLAVIU, known as... Flav the Impaler. His one duty was to impale everything, including The FLAVIUVERSE. He wanted to impale the FLAVIUVERSE to create one uniform "universe." To aid in this process, he created people-like creatures, known as Flaviumans, hoping to gather their power... and crush them. OH YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS. IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE BIT OF FLAV THE IMPALER. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE TODAY. THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. AND NO ONE. NO ONE CAN EVEN STOP ME. EVEN... FLAVIU. THAT'S RIGHT. HE'S GOING DOOOWN. TODAY IS THE DAY. FLAV! THE! IMPALER! HAHAHAHA! YEAH! YEAH! FLEX! YEAH! FLEX! DESTROY... UNIVERSE! HEHEHE. YEAH. Everyone... everyone remain calm. Flav the Impaler is coming doooown! Flaviumans: AAAHH! AAAH! FOR THE LOVE OF FLAVIU! FLAVIU HELP US! Flav: YEAH, I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERYONE. YEAH YEAH. PUNCH FLEX! FLEX PUNCH YEAH! HEHUHU HUHUHUU. NO ONE CAN STOP ME! HEHUHUHUHUHUHU—HUH? hi i'm flaviu UH, ME TOO. yeah but i'm the cooler flaviu WHAT'D YOU SAY, PUNK? i'm the cooler flaviu and i'm gonna kick your face OH YEAH? WELL, I'M GONNA PUNCH YOUR KNEECAPS. not before i chew your hair NOT BEFORE I FLEX YOUR ARMPITS well not before i flav you up OOOOOH, GIIIRL. DO YOU KISS YOUR FLAVIUS WITH THAT MOUTH? as a matter of fact i kiss all my flavius with that mouth flav times a day IN... INCREDIBLE. I LIKE YOUR GUMPTION, KID. DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE WITH ME? eh, not really i'd rather work on my computer THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO... IMPALE YOU! can that wait? NO! eh i don't really feel like it sorry UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? UHH, WHAT'S THAT THINK YOU'RE CLACKING ON? this is my computer i do a lot of things on it like "compute" and "ter" OH YEAH? CAN YOU COMPUTE HOW MANY SECONDS YOU HAVE UNTIL YOU DIE? if i die all of us die that is the way of flaviu WELL, THAT COMPUTER IS CLEARLY WRONG HERE, GIVE ME THAT hey hey what no let go let go of my computer ah you... you monster! you destroyed my computer!! AND I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU NEXT, SON! that's it flavius, combine! aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAARRRGGGGUUUHHH HE-HEY! FLAVIU! HE-HEY! FLAVIU! ALL RIGHT, FLAV. TIME TO FIGHT. IT'S FLAV... THE IMPALER!!!!!! Oh, no! What is it master? I sense... a great disturbance... in the FLAVIU. Oh no... this can't be. The FLAVIUS... are at war! — Insert the entirety of The Great FLAVIU War here — wha... what's going on... where are we? WE ARE IN FLAVIUSPACE. what's with all these FLAVIU-bubbles? THIS IS EVERY POSSIBILITY... OF FLAVIU. but... this FLAVIU has a carnate form. EXACTLY. IN ORDER TO STOP YOU, I MUST GIVE UP EVERYTHING. GIVE UP ALL MY GODLY POWERS AND BECOME MORTAL. but... then you would be so boring! look at that. you're stapling things in an office, calling yourself "the staple king" when you're not even a king! you don't even have a crown! IT'S ALL RIGHT. BEING A ROBOT TO SOCIETY... IT'S A SMALL PRICE TO PAY... TO SAVE EVERYONE but... everything would be so much easier if we went on a death march and... and... and destroyed the entire... verse NAH, THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY. AND I LIKE A CHALLENGE. DON'T WORRY. EVEN THOUGH WE WILL BE SEPARATE, THE SKIES WILL BE ONE, I ASSURE IT but... it's impossible to create that much energy... many skies will be without the sun *pushes up glasses that don't exist* THAT'S... QUITE ALL RIGHT. EVEN THOUGH THEY WILL BE WITHOUT THE SUN, AT LEAST PEOPLE CAN FIND SOLITUDE IN THE BLACK it's a mistake, man... i've thought it over... an—it's not a good idea, don't do it, man... don't! TOO LATE... I'M FLAVIU. And with the words, "hi" FLAVIU created the multiverse. Oi oi! Hey Flaviu! What's up? hi! find associated press! Uhhh, here. *scribbling sounds* Associated... press! EAUH EAUH EAUH EAUH EAUH EAUH EAUH EAUH EAUH! End of FLAVIU Chapter Two. End of FLAVIU Story.

Bonus FLAVIU-time OK. Every year We gather 'round the FLAVIU Tree™ Every year We exchange our FLAVIU Presents™ Every year We sing our FLAVIU Carols™ And celebrate All things FLAVIU Join hands Join hands Join your FLAVIU fingers Join feet Join feet Join your FLAVIU toes I'm excited. I'm so excited. T'is the season of Joy and FLAVIU Going to the store Buying some frosted FLAVIU Milk™ GONNA POUR IT IN A BOX! Box of FLAVIU cereal! I prefer Count-FLAVIU-Chocula™ Count-FLAVIU-Chocula™ cereal I'm going to pour it in my FLAVIU Bowl™ Maybe I'll even... Get a FLAVIU Prize™ inside! *killer albo drum solo* YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEEEEAH! So excited. I've got a FLAVIU Skateboard™ I opened it up in red FLAVIU Paper™ I'm going to skate it down the street Everybody's gonna be jealous of me Because I have a new FLAVIU Skateboard™ It's so cool It has a custom FLAVIU design on the back I got it for Christmas™ You mean FLAVIUMAS? Yeah, I'm so excited Skating down the street I could pop a wheelie... OH NO I FELL I FELL I FELL! FLAVIIIU! Falling down FLAVIU hill! Falling down FLAVIU hill! Maybe I will kill Everyone in my way Because I'm a FLAVIU Wrecking Ball™ Tumbling, tumbling, tumbling, tumbling Doooooown. I am hurt. I am in a lot of FLAVIU Pain™. I can't get up. Nothing is not the same. I'm so crazy. I need some FLAVIU Medicine™. Oh! I need some FLAVIU Medicine™! *killer Albo drum fill* OOOOOOHHHHHH! FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Ziggy jingles* TAHAHAHA AA—

Hello, everyone! I hope you all had a great Christmas™. I mean. FLAVIUMAS. Here's a little ditty to sing us off. I hope you enjoy this album. Hit it, Albo. FLAVIU to the moon and let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars In other words, Hold my hand In other words, Darling, kiss me He-hey! Mmm! Fill my heart with song And let it sing forever more You are all I long for For all I worship and adore! In other words, please be truuuuue! In other words, I'm FLAVIU